How to Survive a Zombie Attack this Halloween

This Tutorial May Save Your Life

Based on the ridiculous decorations on my street, it must be Halloween season. Halloween means just one thing: ZOMBIES. This might be the year that massive zombie attack finally happens in your town. Facing the horrifying prospect of having my brains eaten by a marauding band of the undead, I decided to prepare.

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Zombies! Is from Flickr user “Dr Doom” check out some of his great work. (Creative Commons License.)

I went out to the internets and researched the subject. My research seemed to point to a few basic steps to improve survival chances.

Keep it Simple

  1. Identify the Zombie – Spot them and keep your distance.
  2. Take Shelter – Find somewhere to lay low, while you make a plan.
  3. Obtain Weapons – Get your hands on some weapons. Guns are best, followed by machetes, axes, or clubs.
  4. Kill Zombies – There is only one way to kill a zombie; kill their brain. Shoot, chop, or bash their head until the brain can no longer control their decaying bodies.

The Guys at CommonCraft will show you how to Survive a Zombie Attack in this video.

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Some people advocate a more glamorous, militaristic approach.

CrazyToni at TheDayJob you to use the R.A.S.P. technique to survive the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

R.A.S.P.
Recognize: Learn how to spot a zombie.
Attack: Learn how to arm yourself and kill zombies.
Survival: Learn to hunker down with a buddy and some supplies.
Panic: If the previous steps fail, just panic.

Take a look at this video for a thorough tutorial.

How to Make Your Self up like a Zombie

Some people seem to think that disguising yourself as one of the undead will help you avoid detection. I personally doubt this very much, but if you’re interested, take a look.

How to Protect your Legos from a Zombie Attack

Your friends and family are not the only ones in danger. They’re also after your legos. Arm your little plastic loved ones with this Lego Zombie Defense Pack.

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Don’t think the lego zombie threat is real? Take a look a this shocking video.

Happy Halloween Season.

Oct. 7, 2008 – UPDATE: Here is a lego set that depicts the impending Zombie Apocalypse in shiny undead plastic.

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